Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this 69%…ahahaha
I love this outfit. too bad it costs over $3000.
how to be an alice
forget your ID, debit card, and metro card at home be forced to get a pass because you left your ID at home try to get something edible but realize you can’t pay because you left your ID and your debit card at home wave at the security guard for a minute just to get back in the building because you left your ID at home be unable to print from three terminals because the digital keyboard...
havent been on tumblr in over a week and idk why im slowly becoming a zombie